Haven’t Had A Drink All Day

[Intro]
Oh yeah
In San Bernardino I was running behind
I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind
And I was rocking, rolling cross the USA
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

[Verse 1]
Pulled into Arizona about a hundred and one
When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun
He said "You’re drunk son"
Yeah, there ain’t no way
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day

[Chorus]
This gal pal I found didn’t bother a soul
Gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole
And she thanked me
And I pulled her off the interstate
She said ‘I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day’

[Verse 2]
I went through Amarillo like a wild west wind
Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend
What’s up cuz, he said "I’m okay", yeah
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
Let’s drive

[Outro]
Got home to Little Rock about three am
My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand
Good to see my man, let’s celebrate, yeah
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
I got stoned this morning but I haven’t had a drink all day
Said I got drunk this morning but I haven’t been stoned all day yeah