Have Another Drink

Has everybody got problems?
Are you stuck in a dead end job?
Frustrated and dissatisfied?
Are you on the edge of suicide?
Terrorist bombers on the left
Fascist plots on the right
Mass destruction and homicide
Are you horrified and terrorized?
Such a shame

We've all got problems, I know it
But there's one thing that's for sure
There's only one cure for all your hangups and all your depressions

Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
If you're feeling down and you're under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
(Repeat above four lines)

Facts and figures
Filling out forms
Reading circulars
Dictating letters
Is your occupation
Getting to your brain?
Is there no relief?
It's like a ball and chain
There's no need to get depressed
Worrying won't make it better
There's only one consolation I can recommend
Don't take my word for it, try it for yourself

Have another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright

If you're feeling down and you're under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright

If you're feeling down and under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alright

Have another drink and you'll feel alright