Have Another Beer

[Verse 1]
Well, it's been a couple months
Since you walked out the door
And I've come to know you better
Than I ever did before
And I know you're only human
But you're the kind that kind of sucks
And God, I'm glad that we broke up

[Verse 2]
The font on your tattoo is weird
Your beard makes you look fat
And I've lost a couple kilograms
And you have gained them back
So thank you for the friend request
But it's a little late
I don't like you anymore, anyway

[Verse 3]
And I fucking hate the series
That we used to watch in bed
And now I'll never have to watch
Another episode again
And I thought this would've changed you
But you seem just the same
Darling, when you gonna grow up?
You're almost twenty-eight

[Verse 4]
Well, I called up your ex-girlfriend
She's actually pretty great
And all your friends still love me
It's you they really hate
And I'm pretty sure you've used up
Every woman in this town
I'm not sure why I kept you around

[Verse 5]
But I've met a lot of men since you
And they have better hair
They also don't pretend
As if I am not even there
And I know I wrote you love songs
And I can't take them back
But I'll find solace in the knowledge
That you’ll never touch this rack again

[Verse 6]
I've fallen in love with coffee shops
And strangers in cafés
And I've seen the world and all its love
Without you in my way
And it doesn't mean that I don't care
I'll always love you, dear
But I think that I've outgrown you
So have another beer
Oh, I think that I've outgrown you
So have another beer