Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

[HERBIE, spoken]
Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone
Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circuit
The act is booked on the Orpheum Circuit, Rose

[ROSE]
Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a sparerib, Mr. Goldstone
Any sparerib that I can spare
I'll be glad to share

Have a dish

[HERBIE]
Have a fork

[ROSE]
Have a fish

[HERBIE]
Have a pork

[ROSE & HERBIE]
Put your feet up, feel at home

[HERBIE]
Have a smoke, have a Coke

[ROSE]
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem

[ROSE, HERBIE & JUNE]
Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat—have two

[ROSE]
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sittin' here
Mr. Goldstone

[ROSE, HERBIE & JUNE]
We love you

[BOY]
Have a Goldstone, Mr. Egg Roll
Tell me any little thing that I can do

[BOYS]
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few

[KIDS]
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, we love you

[JUNE]
There are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones and Gladstones
And touchstones and such stones as them

[ROSE]
There are big stones and small stones
And grindstones and gallstones

[JUNE]
But Goldstone is a gem

[BOY]
There are milestones

[JUNE]
There are millstones

[ROSE]
There's a cherry

[JUNE]
There's a yellow

[ROSE]
There's a blue

[HERBIE]
But we don't want any old stone

[ROSE, HERBIE, JUNE, LOUISE & BOYS]
Only Goldstone
Will do

[ROSE, HERBIE, JUNE, LOUISE & BOYS, spoken]
Moonstone, sunstone
We all scream for one stone
Mervyn Goldstone, we love you
Goldstone