Haunted House

[Verse 1]
Every day, I’m more lethargic
I’m not wasting away (More towards!)
I sprained my ankle stepping off a curb

[Verse 2]
Every day, it’s a brand new back pain
I’m pretty sure my blood is statistically 33% ibuprofen at this point
I got 4 hours of sleep and I’m honestly pretty jazzed about it

[Chorus]
Am I gonna be just like my father who hasn’t had a good night's sleep since 1983?

[Verse 3]
Everyday, I’m losing my voice
From Screaming at my kids (More loss!)
I’m losing everyone around me

[Verse 4]
Everyday, I'm pretty sure im breaking down from writing all these breakdowns
My wife says I need to write slower songs and honestly, I think she’s got a pretty damn good point

[Breakdown]
The Boy Detective!
Break it down
My body isn’t what it used to be
I turned 35 and started falling apart
My teeth don’t fit together like they did yesterday
And my knees hurt just from getting off of the couch

[Outro]
Oh, this is fucking bullshit!
This is fucking bullshit
This is fucking bullshit