Haunted House

[Intro]
*diabolical laughter*

[Verse 1]
I just moved in my new house today
Movin' was hard but I got squared away
Bells started ringin', and chains rattled loud
I knew I'd moved in a haunted house

[Verse 2]
Still, I made up my mind to stay
Nothin' was a-gonna drive me away
When I seen somethin' that give me the creep
Had one big eye and two big feet

[Verse 3]
I stood right still, and I did the freeze
It did the stroll right up to me
Made a noise with its feet that sound like a drum
Said "You gonna be here when mornin' come?"

[Verse 4]
"Say, yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come
I'll be right here, now I ain't gonna run
I bought this house, now I am boss
Ain't no haint's gonna run me off"

[Guitar Solo]
*diabolical laughter*

[Verse 5]
In my kitchen my stove was a-blazin' hot
Coffee was a-boilin' in the pot
My grease had melted in my hand
I had a hunk of meat in my hand

[Verse 6]
From outer space there sat a man
On my hot stove with the pots and pan
"Say that's hot" I began to shout
He drank the hot coffee right from the spout

[Verse 7]
He ate the raw meat right from my hand
Drank the hot grease from the fryin' pan
And said to me "You better run
And don't be here when the mornin' come"

[Verse 8]
"Say, yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come
I'll be right here now, I ain't gonna run
I bought this house, now I am boss
Ain't no haint's gonna run me off"

[Outro]
*diabolical laughter*