Hate the Way I Love You

[Intro: Tina & Jesse]
Hi, uhm, is there any way I can cut in front of you? See my little...
What? No
But-but I...
Dude, you got to wait in line like the rest of us, all right?
Ugh, you have to let me through. My brother is ahead of me in the line. He's holding my place and I promised my mom, Barbara that I would watch him. His name is Simon Garfunkel, and he loves to laugh. All of that is true
No dice, Beans and Rice. You're not getting by me
Whoa

[Song intro: Tina, Meeting members & Jesse]
And in conclusion, that is why I think we should buy the company I was talking about. With money
*Gasp*
*Chuckle*
You want to say something, Jesse?
*Scoff* Yeah, I do

[Verse 1: Jesse]
I'm the guy who disagrees with everything you say
You think that I'm a jerk
And I feel the same way about you
What are we gonna do?

[Verse 2: Jesse & Tina]
Your faxes are so taxing
Your opinion is so strong
We'll never get along
It's true
When I say red, you say blue
Red
Blue

[Chorus: Jesse]
Oh, I hate the way I love you
And I love the way I hate you
And I kind of want to pinch you
But I kind of want to date you, too
What should we do?

[Verse 2: Jesse]
But then we find ourselves going
To Paris in first class
Outside of the boardroom
I kind of like your sass
We get loose
Drinking to much grape juice
I can't wait to land
Wait, am I holding your hand?
Rap time

[Rap: Jesse & Tina]
When we land in Paris, in France
We take our time, we do the dance
Supposed to be business but we're acting like friends
Sampling the cheeses and we're eating the breads
What is going on up in my noodle
You fall into the Seine while we're chasing a poodle
I rescue you, 'cause I'm really brave
But I'm the one who's getting saved
Then we do the big meeting, a perfect team
Et en conclusion, c'est pourquoi je pense nous devrions acheter l'entreprise dont je parlais. Avec de l'argent
They pay a billion French monies for our scheme
Then we're getting married and we're living the dream

[Chorus: Jesse]
Oh, I hate the way I love you
But I love the way I hate you
And I kind of want to pinch you
But I kind of want to date you, too
What should we do?

[Song Outro: Tina & Jesse]
Do you want to say something, Jesse?
Yes I do. Are you free for lunch?

[Outro: Tina & Jesse]
Yes
What, dude?