Hate List

[Verse 1]
Stupid birds chirping when I go to sleep
Talking loud, Black Fridays, hearing people eat

Talking 'bout your mortgage
Sharing street knowledge
Pubic hair in shower
Being out of storage

Guest-lists, dying battery, no find on Shazam
Coke talks, vocal fry, checking stats on gram

Selling stuff in stories
Overdoing “sorries”
Woken up by mama
With a morning glory

[Chorus]
And waiting
And loading
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on

And dealing
Promoting
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on

[Verse 2]
Synthheads, writing lyrics, gigs I don’t fit in
Yotubers making music, garlic breath and gyms

Big ass mid face pimple
Toilets with no signal
Uber driver's questions
Complaining that you're single

Ahead of time deliveries when I’m still asleep
Hanging clothes, dishes, especially changing sheets

Again washing dishes
Calling girls bitches
Cubical offices
People too ambitious

[Chorus]
And waiting
And loading
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on

And dealing
Promoting
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on

[Bridge]
Saxophone solo
Saying no homo
Talking about your weekend
Selfie stick with GoPros

Sock soaked in wet floor
Ask me for tobacco
My glasses being fogged up
Special letters password

Gnocchi, Lamborghini, Nike, Expresso
Croissant, Focaccia, Kositsche, Jalapeño
And waiting
And loading

[Chorus]
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on
The list goes on, ey

[Outro]
Stop staring at your phone, girl
When I'm answering your question, girl
Girl!