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Damien got a job that pays a good rate
But made to wake up at eight
What a terrible fate

Bought a new car with the earnings he made
The sun roof broke and decayed
Now he’s Stuck in the shade

And when, he complained
The spare car was not the same

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time to instagram

Had sex with his boss and he received high praise
Still got no raise
Just cold shoulder and aids
Went to the doctors and asked him for meds
“There’s no cure”, he said
Damien listened with Dread

“But how, can I die
Whatll happen to the new debit card for which I just applied

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time

To moan about your petty insignificant life…

It’s on the TV, war and the plague
Oh well, people die every day
Mobs on the street, stabbing all that they meet
They just make life much cooler to tweet
So ignore what they say, these things will happen anyway
As long as you own, music and your phone
Youll see through life with a sigh and a moan
And if bad things occur… its time

To moan about your life; first world problems- we all got em’
You only live once, it only seems fair that you get the attention ypou crave for
Fact is if life ain't perfect, why live it; we’ve all got problems too
Screw the Africans…