Happy Wheels: The Musical

[Verse 1]
Cruising on my Segway
Hitting all the ramps
Getting nailed by spears
Like a gang banged tramp
Missing the landing
Like a text that didn't send
Jumping giant blenders
I gotta make it to the end
Because...

[Chorus]
I give zero fucks, riding happy wheels
I'll kill myself, while my tires peel
Launching in the air, on these happy wheels
Getting all torn up, screw these happy wheels...happy wheels!

[Verse 2]
Bonding with my child
Raging on this bike
Pedaling so wild
Dodging all those spikes
Lost my offspring
But I will never quit
I'll be the king
Even if my throat is slit...
Throat is slit

[Chorus]
I give zero fucks, riding happy wheels
I'll kill myself, whilе my tires peel
Launching in the air, on thesе happy wheels
Getting all torn up, on these happy wheels...happy wheels!
I give zero fucks, riding happy wheels
I'll kill myself, while my tires peel
Launching in the air, on these happy wheels
Getting all torn up, on these happy wheels...happy wheels!