Happy Holidays, You Bastard
blink-182 * Track #4 On Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
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Album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
- #1Anthem, Pt. 2
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- #2Online Songs
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- #3
First Dateblink-182
- #4Happy Holidays, You Bastard
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- #5Story of a Lonely Guy
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- #6
The Rock Showblink-182
- #7
Stay Together for the Kidsblink-182
- #8Roller Coaster
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- #9Reckless Abandon
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- #10Every Time I Look for You
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- #11Give Me One Good Reason
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- #12Shut Up
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- #13Please Take Me Home
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- #14Time to Break Up
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- #15Mother’s Day
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- #16What Went Wrong
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- #17Fuck a Dog
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- #18Don’t Tell Me It’s Over
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- #19When You Fucked Grandpa
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Happy Holidays, You Bastard by blink-182
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Performed by
blink-182Produced by
Jerry FinnWrited by
Travis Barker & Tom DeLonge & Mark HoppusAbout
The fourth track from Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” was written by Mark on Christmas Eve. In the song, he vents frustration at someone who he isn’t giving a gift at Christmas.
On the censored version of Take Off Your Pants And Jacket, the song is titled “Happy Holida...
Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics
[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
Happy Holidays, You Bastard Q&A
Who wrote Happy Holidays, You Bastard's ?
Happy Holidays, You Bastard was written by Travis Barker & Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus.
Who produced Happy Holidays, You Bastard's ?
Happy Holidays, You Bastard was produced by Jerry Finn.
When did blink-182 release Happy Holidays, You Bastard?
blink-182 released Happy Holidays, You Bastard on Tue Jun 12 2001.
What did blink-182 say about "Happy Holidays, You Bastard"?
In the official program for the band’s 2001 TOYPAJ tour, Mark wrote:
This song is the one that really pisses your parents off. I wrote this song on Christmas Eve, because I was way behind on wrapping presents, and rather then take care of the problem, I picked up a guitar and wrote a fucked up song...