Happy Ever After

[Verse 1]
All she wanted was a good ol' boy with a dog and a gun and a truck
She got it when she got me and then she up and dropped me
For a dude with a daddy trust fund
I was trying not to miss her, trying to forget her
Hangin' 'round the house heart broke
'Til I walked in here, got a bucket of beer
And next thing I know

[Chorus]
I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And woo, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back thеse double Black Label shots
In a honky tonk hеaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her

[Verse 2]
I bought everybody here a round from a bottle on the tip top shelf
I got a Mississippi sipper, throwing in a lipper
Nobody's givin' me hell
I got Hank on the juke, got me stompin' these boots
'Til somebody says last call
'Tween my buddies to my left, these honeys on my right
I don't miss her at all, 'cause I'm

[Chorus]
I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And woo, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back these double Black Label shots
In a honky tonk heaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her

[Bridge]
Yeah, I pop another top, throw it on back
Put it on my "gettin' on over her" tab
Pop another top, throw it on back
Put it on my "gettin' on over her tab", 'cause I'm

[Chorus]
I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand
I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan
Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me
And woo, it just hit me like
I never thought I'd be this better off
Throwing back these double Black Label shots
In a honky tonk heaven on earth
Here's to happy ever after her
After her, after her