HAPPY DEATH

[Verse 1:BVDLVD]
I threw a fit in a Primark
Thought I could avenge the child labor by stormin' the warehouse
I didn't find any kids, just a bloke with a funny face tryna make minimum wage
He said come round the back, have a fag, lemme tell you a story
I said sure mate, why not?
He’s got this wife that he hates, they argue every night
I said mate I'm sorry about your trouble and strife
He said he's got 2 kids that he cannot afford to have
So he drinks every night tryna fuckin die
I said mate there's more options than that
You don't have to go that way, lemme list off a few
You could smoke till you’re 50 and die when your lungs give out
You could jump in front a bus, that's the quick way out
Do a runner from the plug, his boys will find you
None of those are really fun tho, I wouldn't lie to you

[Hook]
Death is fun!
Death is fun!
Death is fun!
Death is fun!
(fuck off)

[Verse 2:PROP]
There I was tryna work my 5-hour shift in a Primark
Some lanky little scrawny cunt comes in talkin about child labour
I had a fag in my back pocket that I was tryna save for later
I said come on you little greasy fuck let's step outside
The wife’s been on my case, my son just turned 5
I didn't buy a present for the little cunt
I’m working a fuckin Primark love I’m on a £6 an hour salary
Shes on my phone now getting fuckin lairy now
Chatting bout, if you've got money for fags, you can afford to take your son to the park
Danielle, Danielle, fuckin listen man, Lis- Listen man
I actually might want a cigarette every once in a while
I wanted to be a smoker, I didn't want a child
My cigarette don't keep me up at 2 in the fuckin morning
About some fucking “oh there's demons in my fuckin, in my room, theres demons in my closet”
Shut the fuck up! Augh…
Anyways mate, what were we chattin about
He starts telling me i’d prolly be better off jumping in front of a train or a bus
He's actually quite a thoughtful geeza to be fair
I said sorry mate but most of the child labour actually happens in china
Yeah we don't really deal with that kinda stuff
Fuckin wife’s calling, eyes ballin, cryin'
She said I can't see my son, so have fun dying!

[Hook]
Death is fun! (Death is fun!)
Death is fun! (Death is fun!)
Death is fun! (Death is fun!)
Death is fun! (Death is fun!)