Happily Married Man (Live)

[Verse 1]
I don't cheat on my woman
There's no adultery in my heart
So this song might not be sordid enough
To get it on the country charts
Now, clean living might not sell records
But I ain't looking for any fans
When I say I love my darling wife
And I'm a happily married man

[Verse 2]
Now, if I had a lover
Waiting in every town
I'd have enough songs for an album or two
Telling how I fooled around
But I can't write about a two-timing life
Like some of them superstars can
I may not have a hit, but in spite of it
I'm a happily married man

[Chorus]
Happily married man
Signed, sealed and faithful
From the beginning, that's the way the Good Lord had it planned
And when it comes to being hitched
I'd rather fight than switch
That is why I'm taking a happily married stand

[Terry Taylor]
Okay, Jerry, play it--country music, now!

[Guitar Solo]

[Terry Taylor]
What's wrong with you, boy? That t'weren't country music!

[Jerry Chamberlain]
I hate country music!

[Terry Taylor]
I love country music! Do I have to sing another verse on this sucker?

[Unknown]
One more!

[Terry Taylor]
One, more, eh? Listen!

[Verse 3]
Divorce has gone big business
To fool around is really in
People dress 'em up and call 'em love affairs
When God just calls it sin
What they need is the Good Lord's guidance
The foundation of his mighty hand
To bind a happily married woman
To a happily married man

[Chorus]
Happily married man
Signed, sealed and faithful
From the beginning, that's the way the Good Lord had it planned
And when it comes to being hitched
I'd rather fight than switch
That is why I'm taking a happily married stand

[Chorus]
Happily married man
Signed, sealed and faithful
From the beginning, that's the way the Good Lord, he had it planned
And when it comes to being hitched
I'd rather fight than switch
That is why I'm taking a happily married stand

[Jerry Chamberlain]
What. Did. You. Say?

[Outro]
That is why I'm taking a happily married stand

[Terry Taylor]
I'm gon' say it again!

[Jerry Chamberlain]
One more.

[Outro]
That is why I'm taking a happily married stand