Handyman

[Verse 1]
You're gettin' your name in the paper
You're given the space to write
You tell 'em it's all 'bout
The things that are wrong
Never the things that are right

[Verse 2]
You're gettin' your face on the TV screen
An image designed to write
Tell 'em that's all
Why you're havin' a ball
And the world left it all to late

[Chorus]
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your family tree
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You think you're alone
But it's a matter of fact
There are millions and millions
So how about that

[Break]
Oh what a man you are

[Verse 3]
Ooh! You're mixin' it up with the people
You're tellin' 'em what to buy
You're tellin' 'em all
Where their heads are at
And you give 'em a reason why

[Verse 4]
You make it so easy to make it work
You're makin' it all worthwhile
Thanks for the chance
For us all to advance
For the space
And the turn of the dial

[Chorus]
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your family tree
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You think you're alone
But it's a matter of fact
There are millions and millions
So how about that

[Break]
Oh what a man you are

[Bridge]
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman, oh

[Chorus]
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your family tree
Oh sweetheart
You'll never be no handyman
You think you're alone
But it's a matter of fact
There are millions and millions
So how about that

[Break / Outro]
Oh what a man you are