Handy Andy

[Verse 1]
I’m simply crazy ‘bout my Andy
He’s just another word for candy
He leaves me feelin’ fine and dandy
Mmmm, Handy Andy of mine

[Verse 2]
Don’t need a doctor when I’m all upset
In all emergencies he’s my best bet
Last week he kissed me and I feel it yet
Oooh, Handy Andy of mine

[Bridge]
Sees any kind of symptoms that I’ve got
He knows just what it is
His treatments never fail to touch to spot
I mean, he knows his business

[Verse 3]
When he’s around he wraps me round his thumb
When he’s away it seems my brain is numb
I watch the clock until he’s due to come
Oooh, Handy Andy of mine

[Verse 4]
I gеt so much relief from Andy
He always seems to undеrstand me
His love is like a shot of brandy
Oooh, Handy Andy of mine

[Verse 5]
When he’s in Rome he does what Romans do
He speaks their language, learns their customs too
In France, he sure knows how to parlez-vous
Oooh, Handy Andy of mine

[Bridge]
Up in the Arctic near the ice and snow
It wasn’t cold enough
He sold electric fans to eskimos
Because he was such hot stuff

[Verse 6]
His obligations never make him whine
The way he does his duty, it’s divine
He never fails to lay it on the line
Oooh, Handy Andy of mine
Yeah, Handy Andy of mine