Hambone

Hambone
Hambone, Hambone
Where you been?
'Round the corner
And back agin'
Hambone Hambone
Where's your wife?
"In the kitchen cookin rice"

Hambone Hambone pat him on the shoulder
If you get a pretty girl, I'll show you how to hold her
Hambone, Hambone, where have you been?
All 'round the world and back again
Hambone, Hambone, what did you do?
I got a train and I fairly flew
Hambone, Hambone where did you go?
I hopped up to Miss Lucy's door
I asked Miss Lucy would she marry me
{in falsetto} "Well I don't care if Papa don't care!"
First come in was Mister Snake
He crawled all over that wedding cake
Next walked in was Mister Tick
He ate so much it made him sick
Next walked in was Mister Coon
We asked him to sing us a wedding tune
Now Ham
Now Ham