Hal, The Handyman

Anytime you got a thing needs fixin'
All you need is Hal, the handyman (Handyman!)
Anytime at all, all you got to do is call
And he'll come runnin' (He'll come runnin'!)

Oh, when the things that bring you down surround you
He'll be glad to lend a helping hand (helping hand!)
Other people's wash it's his only thrill in life
And after all mag

Such a life so full of others' problems
There's a lot that Hal can understand (Understand!)
All the ears have walls and so it's good to know
That someone's doesn't (You know, doesn't!)

So the next time it's your tray needs plumbin'
All your radio is full of sand (Full of sand!)
Put the whole on Hal
But think of him as more than just a plumber