HAKI MAN!

[Tag: PE$O PETE & [?]]
SHINY PACK! (*Shiny Pokémon Sparkle*)

[Skit 1: PE$O PETE]
Ahem, ahem, everybody, quiet down, quiet down
We are gathered here today
*Sobbing*, to, *Sobbing*, to throw a god damn party!
Captain Kid is dead! Woohoo!

[Verse 1: PE$O PETE]
Everywhere I go, on my boat, bitch, I'm solid
If you talkin' 'bout them G.O.A.T.s, he should know, that he not it
Everybody 'round me know, I'm the G.O.A.T., with this Haki
Why he tryna go blow for blow? In one panel, got one-shotted
He got bodied, got one-shotted, he got bodied, aw yeah
Li'l three bil' ain't scarin' shit, when I'm done, bet the bros gon' sink his ship
Oh, Kid in yo' top ten, that ain't him, just get that dumbass off yo' list
All this talk about Mihawk, don't give a shit, way too damn high off that Captain Mid
*Coughing*, well, either way, pack still hittin', oh yeah
What a L mans, sorry for Killer, yeah, why did Oda just straight up kill them,? Oh yeah
Got Kid like the One Piece Krillin, oh yeah, now his crew in the deep sea chillin', oh yeah
That shit was crazy, like what do you mean? You a bumass pirate, just be a marine
Man, fuck all that bullshit 'bout followin' dreams, bro' need a nine-to-five at Applebee's
One swing did how Roger did Oden, except, uh, Oden just went through some trees
Captain Kid pack, cherried the blunt, these Killer runtz got PE$O "Hehe"
Really one panel, man, that shit was weak, I was ch—, wait, hold on, there's break next week?

[Outro 1: PE$O PETE]
Damn, bro', he always do this shit!

[Beat Switch]

[Skit 2: PE$O PETE]
Aye! (Aye!)
Y'all know I gotta get y'all through this break, right? (Ha, ha, woo!)
Ayo, gimme that lighter, oh nah, oh nah, for real, gimme that lighter (Oh, that Killer runtz)
Oh, oh my god, *Smoking*, god damn, this shit hit (This that agenda music, for real, aw)

[Verse 2: PE$O PETE]
Yeah, Kid, you ain't no fuckin' pirate, nuisance, you just a damned punk
Like one tap, I just might kill 'em, then we takin' Killer, his crew in a damn rut
Fleet, stand down, I'm killin' 'em fine, if he fuck wit' the gang, then you will not survive
One arm, one sword, I just might swing it, just say "Goodbye", his departure divine
Bitch, been a lot of things, bitch, I was the Pirate King, the finesse king
Nowadays, PE$O feelin' like the god king, bro', you rollin' like Kid, you the fuckin' fraud king, damn!
Smokin' on top shelf, yeah! Oh wait, that means PE$O is the fuckin' za king
Got the coupé shootin' flames, hot out the coupé with the wings
Bitch, I'm just drivin' wit' King, damn!
Watch out, fuck wit' me? That shit is deadly
I got that Haki, put him in a—, damn, reverse the beast and the belly
Lucky Roux got on that choppa, it hitchu, bah! We exchangin' them shells, got Wi-Fi Haki, I tapped in the celly
We givin' 'em haloes, turn brodie angelic, if he fuck wit' the gang, he get turned to a relic
Captain Kid pack, this shit in the air, I know you can smell it
Captain Mid pack, gimme yo' Poneglyphs, can't get that shit back
Ain't no one like you, who gettin' that lick back?

[Outro 2: PE$O PETE & [?]]
Ha, who really likes Kid? Like, whose favorite character is Kid? Besides mari?!
He's trash! Put him in a god damn pack, god king shit, god damn (SHINY WORLD!, *Shiny Pokémon Sparkle*, *Pokémon Held Item Consumption Jingle*)
Haha! Yeah!

[Tag: PE$O PETE & [?]]
SHINY PACK! (*Shiny Pokémon Sparkle*)