Haji

[Excerpt from I Dream of Jeannie Theme Song]

[Verse 1]
Well, he was just about the baddest cat in Bagdad
I mean to tell you that this cat was so bad
He was as big as a tiger, mean as a snake
And when Haji got angry, the walls would shake

[Chorus]
"Haji, I'm the king of the genies"
Haji and shit
"Haji, I'm the king of the genies"

[Verse 2]
Moved to Florida, genies' town
To start his own business and get down
His powers concealed nobody knew
He wheeled and dealed and did what Haji had to do

[Chorus]
"Haji, I'm the king of the genies"
Haji and shit
"Haji, I said I'm the king of the genies"
Well, let's go now

[Bridge]
He kicks full throttle
From his bottle
Ladies, wall to wall
The Bosstones partied with my man
And man it was a ball
As he kept things fired
Kept us wired betties, bud, and booze
Bourbon in his turban
And sheeba from his shoes
He busted out in a cloud of smoke
He just left like he came
He's king of the genies and all that shit
But what a stupid name

[Verse 3]
My story is over, but Haji lives on
And he'll be around long after we're gone
Because genies don't die, and Haji will rule
Because Haji is bad, b-b-b-bad and cool

[Outro]
"Haji, I'm the king of the genies"
Haji and shit
"Haji, I said I'm the king of the genies"
Haji