Hairy World

We got a situation
My Pringus slipped out again
Catnip inebriation
Where's my furry little friend?

Uh oh
My Prongus is humongous
Oh no
The biggest boy you've ever seen
Fat-so
His belly filled with fungus
Ho-ho-ho
It jiggles like a pink dream

Weary head
Sleeping on a
Hairy bed
Fur is flying
Uh oh, Oh no
They're at it again
Hairy boys
Living in a
Hairy world
We're freaking out
Uh oh, Oh no

Lets talk about it
They crave cardboard houses
And smelly armpits galore
Please be careful when you're opening my front door
Chasing invisible things
With pringus and prongus
With Prongus and Pring
Everyday's a cat call

Do you smell what I smell
Oh no
It smеlls like death itself
Uh oh
Pringus shit in thе tub
God no
Rub a dub dub
Uh oh
Now prong is screaming at me
Oh no
Soon he'll devour me whole
Uh oh
Now pring is staring at me
Looking straight into my soul

Jumping up
Just so they can
Jump back down
Fur is flying
Uh oh, oh no
They're at it again
Hairy boys
Living in a
Hairy world
We're freaking out
Uh oh, Oh no

Lets talk about it
They crave cardboard houses
And smelly armpits galore
Please be careful when you're opening my front door
Chasing invisible things
With Prongus and Pringus
With Pringus and Prong
Yeah when we're getting along
Everyday I wake up to a cat call

Uh oh...
Stinky...