Hairy Legs

[Chorus: Joe Biden]
I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, in the sun
Come rub my legs, from the morning, until the day is done, until the day is done
I got hairy legs (Hairy legs, yeah)
That's right, you heard what I said, you heard what I said
I got hairy legs (Yeah man)
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win

[Verse 1: Joe Biden]

And corn pop, was a bad dude
And he ran a bunch of bad boys, a bad crew
I really was the only white guy that really knew
He said "I'll meet ya outside," and I said, "What am I gonna do"

Corn pop was waiting with three guys with razor blades
So I walked out with a six-foot link of chain
I said, "I apologize," he said, "Okay"
My heart began to beat again

[Verse 2: Joe Biden]

Corn pop, he can't stop
Corn pop, he won't stop
Corn pop, he can't stop
Corn pop, he won't stop

[Warren]

A billionaire who calls women horse-faced lesbians
You could release women from those agreements immediately

[Bloomberg]

Maybe they didn't like a joke I told

[Warren]

Are you willing to release them?

[Biden]

Release them!

[Bloomberg]

These agreements were made, um, consensually

[Chorus: Joe Biden]

I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, in the sun
Come rub my legs, from the morning, until the day is done, until the day is done
I got hairy legs (Yeah)
That's right, you heard what I said, you heard what I said
I got hairy legs (Yeah man)
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win

[Verse 3: Joe Biden]

I was a pretty darn good lifeguard, I learned a lot
Lived down in Mayfield, with my Grandpop (Grandpop)
We used to play Basketball with Corn Pop
And he sank, every single shot

[Chorus]

Corn pop, he can't stop
Corn pop, he won't stop
Corn pop, he sank every shot
Corn pop, he won't stop
I got hairy legs
Hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, in the sun
Come rub my legs, from the morning, until the day is done, until the day is done
I got hairy legs (Hairy legs, yeah)
That's right, you heard what I said, you heard what I said
I got hairy legs (Yeah man)
Watch the hair come back up again
I'm the guy with the best chance to win