Haircut

Pearl Jam clones
Are everywhere
Fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair
Seattle sound is all around
But where's the huevos I want in that sound

'Cause I don't wanna hear it
Everybody's trying to make it
Heard it all a million times
Grab the brass ring before it falls down
Wish they'd all just go away

Go to the Whisky
See a band
Just add an "L"
And you've got "bland"
All those bands just sound the same
And they all look like they're so fucking lame

'Cause I don't want to hear it
Everybody's trying to make it
Heard it all a million times
Grab the brass ring before it falls down
Wish they'd all just go away

Pearl Jam clones
Are everywhere
Well fuck that shit, go cut your fucking hair
Not one word original
Not one word original
Not one word original

'Cause I don't want to hear it
Everybody's trying to make it
Heard it all a million times
Grab the brass ring before it falls down
And then they all fall down
They all fall down
They all go down
And they all go down

Grab the brass ring
Find the pot of gold
Grab the brass ring
Find the pot of gold
Grab the brass ring
Find the pot of gold
Grab the brass ring
Find the pot of gold

(Except Nirvana.)