Habits

[Verse 1]
Habits, people say I'm gonna have to change my ways
But habits, habits don't care what the people say
They hurt a lot more the older I get
But the truth is it's just too late to quit
They're kicking my ass but I just can't kick these habits
Whiskey, can ruin your life and make you go insane
Women, you know Randy, they can make you do the same damn thing
Well one hurts your heart, one hurts your head
They both make you wanna smoke a cigarette
They keep kicking my ass but I can't kick these habits

[Chorus]
So I'll be Haggard and I'll be Jones
I'll get drunk and I'll get stoned
Well we'll just stay here all night long
'Til we're the last two honkies in this honky-tonk
It's a low down cryin' shame
But we're having us too much fun to change
Man, I love these dang old habits

[Verse 2]
They're gonna catch up to us one day
Nah, Wade I doubt it
They'll probably gonna get you first anyway (Haha)
So make mine a double and I'll have a shot
There ain't no tellin' how much time we got
They're kicking our ass but we can't kick these habits

[Chorus]
So I'll be Haggard and I'll be Jones
I'll get drunk and I'll get stoned
Well we'll just stay here all night long
'Til we're the last two honkies in this honky-tonk
It's a low down cryin' shame
But were having us too much fun to change
Man I love these dang old habits
Man I love these dang old habits

[Outro]
Yeah, they're hard to break little buddy
Same one's I've always had