H2O

[Verse 1]
Piss smell like straight butter
Cheddar got me hungry for another
Grilled cheese golden like the mouth that I chew you with
Three hundred, one hundred, two thousand calories
I'm lovin' it
Mob full of models; pretty
Men stand straight
Wounds but no stitches
Fuck me cause of pity
Watches rose-gold, tell me when I'm late
Hang myself with a tie, but I'mma die looking spiffy
Bibles in the drawers read them after these centerfolds get sticky

[Verse 2]
Because it's sex, no god, money fraud
I'm white, fuck any ass if it's tight
This is America, we have rights
I'm the guy passing out rubber to these high school hooligans
Want that boy a straight warrior like the packaging
Fucking a whore with matching horoscopes, afterwards relaxing
Off goofing again, while these suits are paying taxes
Your daughter's taking up gymnastics
Flexible enough to pass the course and leave with the width of this elastic
Papa's off renting Scholastics, burger patty flipping
While I unzip these burgundy khakis
Giving kids plastics, listening to Robb Bank$, "Cadie"
Job more fun than watching these porn statics
But at least I'm happy

[Verse 3]
Tie your thoughts in a knot, Nautica props
Watches waterproof, let them sail in a Gucci yacht
Was taught to tie my shoes but not how to, so I live my life with a body full of tattoos
Dick hard like bamboo, diversity have me fucking both sides of Shamu
These sex jokes won't reduce
Probably have me flying first class, eating the freshest produce
Quit school, continue to produce
Clean up the mess Missy, while I let loose
H2O chess playing, protect our president
BasedGod ain't evident, situation elevated
Hide behind an army, calmly assassinated
Pawns the weakest, I won't tell you my secrets
I see through your weakness
MC’s lacking, I may be the bleakest, 14, the uniqueness
Steal the gummy worms, lighters, the cheapness
Knock life, cock always hard, fuck fast, live life twice
I think my life's directed by Larry Clark; HIV
Stress twice
Rot your brain
Martini glasses, weed
Surpasses, the masses
Clique full of molasses, one vanilla bean
Ain't having it, fuck 'em up, stabbing them
Bad seed, no stem
Brain dead, no brain stem
I think Shady’s condemned, dictionary definition's proper
But when I’m pissing, I’m only talking mobster