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White people be like
Hello? hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you
To help you get settled in on your first night
Um, I actually worked in that office before you
I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact
So I know it can be a bit overwhelming
But I’m here to tell you (cheeto)
There’s nothing to worry about
Uh, you’ll do fine!
So let’s just focus on getting you through your first week
Okay?
Uh, let’s see
First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company
That I’m supposed to read
Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know
Um, Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike
Where fantasy and fun come to life
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible
For damage to property or person
White people be like, Bil

现在我有冰激淋
我很喜欢冰激淋

Ninety days or as soon as property and premises
Have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached
And the carpets have been replaced
Blah, blah, blah
Now that might sound bad, I know
But there’s really nothing to worry about
Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night Ayo the pizza here
But do I blame them?
No! If I were forced to sing
Those same stupid songs for twenty years
And I never got a bath?
I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too

Trapaholics Mixtapes
Damn son, where'd you find this

So remember
These characters hold a special place in the hearts of children
And you need to show them a little respect
Right?
Okay
So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit
Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night