H-A-P-P-Y / We’ll Take A Glass Together

[COMPANY]
H-A-P-P-Y, why?
Why am I so happy
When they play the Charleston?

[THE JIMMYS]
D-A-N-D-Y, why?
Why do I feel dandy
When I dance the Charleston?
Come do the new beat
Sweeping through the Old World
Warming up a cold world Harlem to China!
What began in Charleston
Is now done in London
Ev’rywhere from Podunk to Paris
To Pittsburgh to Peking
To Charleston in South Carolina!

[KRINGELEIN, spoken]
Baron! Baron, I want to buy drinks for everyone!

[BARON, spoken]
No, Old Socks
What you better do is put that money in a bank

[KRINGELEIN, spoken]
Oh, no, sir, please, two glasses of champagne
I'd like your most highly regarded kind
It’s the Mooey something…
I want to drink a toast with my friend here
My wonderful, loving friend who's helped me so much
You will take a glass with me, won’t you, Baron?

[BARON, spoken]
Of course!

[THE JIMMYS]
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub

[KRINGELEIN]
We'll take a glass together

[THE JIMMYS]
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub

[KRINGELEIN & THE JIMMYS]
In celebration (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
Of our meeting! (Rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub)

[BARON & THE JIMMYS]
In celebration (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
Of our being face-to-face (Rub-a-dub, a-dub a-dub)

[KRINGELEIN]
Friendly

[BARON]
Civilized

[BARON & KRINGELEIN]
Members of the race

[BARON]
I'll drink to you

[KRINGELEIN]
No, I to you

[BARON]
You'll drink to me

[KRINGELEIN]
Then you to me!

[BARON]
I'm sure we two

[KRINGELEIN]
I know we two

[BARON]
Could find no finer company

[KRINGELEIN]
Thank you, Baron!

[THE JIMMYS]
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub

[BARON & THE JIMMYS]
We'll take a glass (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
Together (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
And we will lift it (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
To the good life (Rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub)
And as we're lifting it (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
We will most sincerely say (Rub-a-dub a-dub-dub)

[KRINGELEIN]
"Prosit!"

[BARON]
"Your health, sir!"

[KRINGELEIN]
"Salute!"

[BARON]
And "Sköl!"

[KRINGELEIN]
"Nosdrovye!"

[BARON]
"A votre sante!"

[KRINGELEIN & BARON]
For one brief moment
In this cold and careless day
We'll take a glass together!

[THE JIMMYS]
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub

[BARON]
I'll drink to you!

[KRINGELEIN]
No, I to you!

[BARON]
Then, vice-a vers!

[KRINGELEIN]
Then, vice-a vers!

[BARON]
I'm sure it's true

[KRINGELEIN]
Oh, I know it's true

[BARON]
Things may be bad, but could be worse!

[KRINGELEIN]
Absolutely!

[THE JIMMYS]
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub
Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub

[BARON & THE JIMMYS]
We'll ask no why (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
Or whether (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)
We'll spend each moment (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)

[KRINGELEIN]
Yes, we will

[BARON]
As it moves us

[KRINGELEIN & THE JIMMYS]
As it moves us (Rub-a-dub a-dub a-dub)

[BARON]
Come, come, my comrade

[KRINGELEIN & THE JIMMYS]
Comrade? (Rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub)

[BARON & THE JIMMYS]
Nip the nectar of the day (Rub-a-dub a-dub-dub)

[KRINGELEIN]
Sweet nectar

[BARON]
Sherry!

[KRINGELEIN]
Compari!

[BARON]
Scotch whiskey!

[KRINGELEIN]
Chartreuse!

[BARON]
A cognac!

[KRINGELEIN & BARON]
An absinthe frappé!
For one more moment
In a world gone cold and crass
We'll take a glass together!

[COMPANY & KRINGELEIN]
We'll take a glass together
And we will lift it
To the good life!
And as we're lifting it
We will most sincerely say
"Prosit! Your health, sir! Salute!
And sköl! Nosdrovya! A votre santé!
For one warm moment
In this cold and careless day

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[GROUP #1]
We'll celebrate!

[GROUP #2]
We'll take a glass!

[ALL]
Today!