Gyaan

(Haan, yeah)
(Dadri vibe, innit?)
(UP16)
(Gyaan, let’s go)
(Aane de, aane de)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Wait for it)

Bande yahan jaan khaare
Paise mein imaan khaare
Chhodo inki baat khaari
VJ dekho gyaan maare

Saamanya gyan
Nahi hai mere jaisa flow kisi aathvi pass me
Kaam ke naam pe, dhyaan hai naam pe
Kaanein saaf kare vaani kranti
Dekh Gandhi bhaage, kaafi kami inke khaali taat me
Baali kaan pe khichke banadiya hai khoonta naak mein
Taptapaata rap, nikla khoon tha naak se
Kyun tanaav me, nikaal baawe ji janaab ni toh

Li jabaan hai teri, bolega tu ayy, jaise phasa ho sawal tedha UPSC mein
Peng girl with the 3x3 bolе ‘damn’ bole UP16 vibe hi waisi hai (goddamn)
No cap with the fact that I am what I am, MIM rap mai Owaisi bеy (okurr)
Ye hai mera 'Bharadwarsh', aur ispe hi kare saare re videsi rave, beta

Haath lambe jaise Tentacruel main
Syllabus se upar syllables pe karta groove main
Pinnacles pe na karta guroor main
Finnicky ridicules hai bars jab main karta tour ye
Joker ab karega boot se, beat ko bhoon ke
Sutaai jaise lage beta andhakoop me
Nahi bachna aasaan hai VJ ke vishwaroop se
Kyun tujhe laga main hun chhote khoon ki bhookh mein huh?

By the people, for the people but I can't see no people in the goddamn process
Bahane re maula hai karam sirf parchi par jhoote vaadon ki list inki long ass
Versein jhaad’di, kaantein jhaad diye jaise patte jhadte jab aagaya ho fall hai
Autumn aya, aao tum zara, maatam chhaya jaise scene pe hua onslaught hai

Thooth bani, londe bemizaaj
De dilaasa, verse lage jaise ho gila sa
Tuktuk khelna nahi meri reet riwaz
Coup d'état ye bars
Bar pe bol de chivas, de ilaaj
Ye hai clueless ye andal jaise netaon ke naare (haha)
Bande yahan jaan khaare
Paise mein imaan khaare
Chhodo inki baat khaari
VJ dekho- (prr)

Ek track baad household name VJ garam itna maamla ki istri fail
Hawa me bhaanp aur garam taapman, global warming nahi global warning hai ‘Jay
The modern pandat got bars that’d make sixty poets change karvat in their sixty graves
Sistine Chapel ke chhat pe jo photo lagi hui-
(Bhai, zyada ho gaya)
(Abe, rehnede, ab tu batayega?)

Bomb mera streams game
Born where the streets play
Gone with the wind ab
Storm mujhe speed de
You're gonna feel a
Spine chiller, T - A - P - E
Allen Woody main
Aur rap jaise screenplay (screenplay!)
Kaam pe na dheel de
Bar pe de feel Jay
Gaal pe galoch
Aur baat pe yakeen de (tamaacha)
Sushrut-e-kavi, beta
Khaal ko ye chheel de (prrraa)
Samay aane par
Saare scene ko bhi cheer de!

Eight syllables sounds too much ab le gyaarah
Weight isi verse ka pound me tu ni jhel paara
Straight rebuttal? Flout tu mazhab nai paara
Dedh kilo tons ka clout na kaheen le jaara
Desh ke rebel paanv khurach ab jail khaara
Desh ka katal daanv kyun raees hi khel paara
Fate ka katal gaaon me sadak gaddhe khaara
Late aaya ‘Jay phir chain se na tu let paara

Let paara dedh shaana
Keel tedha fenk paana
Neend ni haraam toh phir
Dreams kaise dekh paara
Sadkon pe mrityu
Padhe likhe bheek kyun
Cash peeche bhaagi padi hui saari bheed kyun?
Mukadma humara, jurmana humara, supari humari, aur bali par humare (no cap!)
Bande yahan jaan khaare
Paise me imaan khaare
Chhodo inki baat jaali
VJ dekho- maardiya