Guy Who Stole My Wife

There's one guy that I call my friend, I’ll thank him all my life
I wish him loads of happiness he's the guy who stole my wife!
He wooed her in the evening when her makeup was intact
When he sees her at six a.m., I bet he brings her back

Oh! The guy who stole my wife, I'll thank him all my life
There’s one guy I'm indebted to, the guy who stole my wife

I'm chased him and I've chased him and they say he's on thе run
He thinks that when I find him that I'll shoot him with a gun
I have no such intеntions; I'm a peaceful man you see
I want to shake his hand in thanks for what he's done for me

Oh! The guy who stole my wife, I’ll thank him all my life
There’s one guy I'm indebted to, the guy who stole my wife

I think I’ll send a present to the guy who stole my wife
I'll send a roll of bandages; he'll need them all his life
I would send some iodine but that would foolish be
He might drink up the iodine, then she'd come back to me

Oh! The guy who stole my wife, I’ll thank him all my life
There's one guy I'm indebted to, the guy who stole my wife