Gunter, The Bottle Breaking Penguin

[Chorus]
Gunter is a penguin
Who likes to break bottles
All the other penguins
Think he's really weird
They laugh and make fun of him
They say that they don't love him
They won't let poor Gunter
Snuggle in the Ice King's beard

[Verse 1]
Then one fateful Christmas Eve
Finn and Jake came to say
"Ice King, we're so sick of you
We're locking you away"

[Verse 2]
And using some heretofore
Magic unseen or heard of
They locked him in a tiny bottle
Unbreakable and sturdy

[Verse 3]
And Gunter, seeing that his dad
Was suffocating and choking
He mustered up all his penguin might
Knocked over the bottle and broke it

[Chorus]
Now Gunter is a penguin
Who likes to break bottles
All the other penguins
Follow him around
They do just what he tells them
They bring him seashells and
They all let ol' Gunter
Snuggle with the Ice King now