Guns!

Part 1: Guns!

Guns!
Guns!
They're shiny and they're fun
Guns
Guns!
Go out and getcha some
Bang, bang, shoot, shoot, kill, kill everyone

Handguns weren't made for hunting
They’re a human killing tool
You can use em' at the office
Use ‘em at a movie, but
The most impressive thing to do is
Use ‘em at your school!

Guns!
Guns!
So goddamn easy to use
Point, shoot!
Even if you didn't mean to
They kill just as well if you're two or eighty-two

Semi-automatics weapons
Ain't a right to bear arms
It’s justa right to be crazy
A right to be racist
A right to kill as many people
And inflict the greatest harm

Guns!
Guns!
Make a wimp feel like a stud
Guns!
Guns!
Reconcile your grudge
And get another one to keep in your monster truck
Yeeeeeee haw!

News Reporter: This just in! People who own guns shoot more people than people who don't own guns. We'll bring you more as the story develops...

Part 2: Kill All the People

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
And kill all the people

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
And kill all the people

Open the doors
Open the doors
Open the doors
Kill all the people

News Reporter: In a related story, white cops kill more unarmed black people than white people who are not cops. More from our roving African American reporter out in the field...