Gumby Jaws Lament by Barnes & Barnes
Gumby Jaws Lament by Barnes & Barnes

Gumby Jaws Lament

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Gumby Jaws Lament by Barnes & Barnes

Performed by
Barnes & Barnes
Produced by
Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy
Writed by
Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy
About

Artie Barnes (Robert Haimer) was originally to sing “Gumby Jaws Lament”, but Art Barnes (Bill Mumy) had a terrible cold that day, and they decided his gravelly, phlegmy voice added to the song. The coughing throughout the song is real. The accordion was played by “Weird” Al Yankovic, who also provid...

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Gumby Jaws Lament Lyrics

("Weird" Al Yankovic - accordion)
I've never really understood why my family hated me
But I know they did
All of them
Right from the start

I never had many friends of my own-- We moved a lot. We had to
My mother was mentally ill, and she would start fires in nurseries, so we had to move a lot

I never graduated from school, I just stopped going after the seventh grade
I remember not being able to do enough pushups, And this fat homosexual gym coach kept pushing me on the back of my neck
That's when I first realized that I didn't want to become another old fat homosexual gym coach. Life is like that

I watched a lot of television, mostly the game shows. I could tell you the cost of about anything between 1966 and 1969, but that and a nickel won't get me on a bus
I love buses. I really like the smell, don't you? I could live in the middle of a crowded bus

If someone asked you for a quarter, so that they could play a song on the jukebox, and you gave it to them, and they bought a cup of coffee instead, would you be mad?

I've never really understood why my family hated me
But I know they did
All of them
Right from the start
That's why

Yeah

Gumby Jaws Lament Q&A

Who wrote Gumby Jaws Lament's ?

Gumby Jaws Lament was written by Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy.

Who produced Gumby Jaws Lament's ?

Gumby Jaws Lament was produced by Robert Haimer & Bill Mumy.

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