Guilty Pleasures

[Verse 1]
Life was a sitcom about America
We were always on our best behavior
Masturbating to lift our immune systems
Eating less carbohydrates than we wanted

[Pre-Chorus]
I was only seventeen and a half

[Chorus]
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
Rise and shine, it's a wonderful day

[Verse 2]
God did not exist and yet he wanted to
You were hottеr than a cheap old laptop
Just like the onеs we looted from Target together
Always and now, darling, forever

[Pre-Chorus]
I was only seventeen and a half

[Chorus]
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
Rise and shine, it's a wonderful day
Now I know that the days are getting hotter
Guilty pleasures are right around the corner
Now I know that the nights are getting colder
Guilty pleasures are holding us together
Rise and shine, it's a wonderful day