Guilty Pleasures

[Brentalfloss:]
In every heart, there lies a place
All across the human race

[Nostalgia Chick:]
Beneath a veil of fear and pride
Guilty pleasures lie inside

[Brentalfloss:]
Things that make our heart take wing
Sometimes, they're embarrassing
Against their sway, we have no powers

[Nostalgia Chick and Brentalfloss:]
And Moulin Rouge is one of ours

Guilty pleasures!
Everybody has a few!
Guilty pleasures!
You and me and even you!
Guilty pleasures!
Contradict your sense of taste!
Guilty pleasures!
They can only be embraced!

Floss: (singing)
The fireman who loves ballet

Chick: (singing)
The model who loves anime

[Nostalgia Chick and Brentalfloss:]
We all have a stupid song
That always makes us sing along!
So reconcile inside your mind
Our love for Moulin Rouge is blind
Yes, it's dumb
Yes, it's gay
But we love it anyway!

Guilty pleasures!
Everybody has a few!
Guilty pleasures!
You and me and even you!
Guilty pleasures!
Surely, even you have some!
Guilty pleasures!
Love them even though they're dumb!

[Nostalgia Critic:]
I think I get it!

Like how I enjoy Rocky IV
Though the writing's very poor
Ninja Turtles, Commando
X-Men 3

[Brentalfloss:] Oh, Jesus, no!

[Nostalgia Critic:]
Cool Runnings and Batman 2
Judge Dredd

[Brentalfloss:] Hey, I like that, too!

[Nostalgia Critic:]
Even Jason Goes to Hell
Paranoia

[Cinema Snob:] What the hell?!

[Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick and Brentalfloss:]
Guilty pleasures!
They're the best at any time!
Guilty pleasures!
You have yours and I have mine!
Guilty pleasures!
Moulin Rouge is full of shit
Guilty pleasures!
But we won't stop loving it!