[Verse 1]
The obvious answer is they just can't stand us
I can hardly stand to be stood up here at all
They used to always catch me crying on campus
Now I only cry at the Dufferin Mall
[Chorus]
Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
Who, me? Who, me? I'm never gonna see them again
[Verse 2]
Kiwi on the getaway from the world-famous vampire
Telling me that I got nothing to worry about
And even though he's right, how am I gonna trust him?
I can't see him in the rear-view mirror giving me two thumbs way way up
[Chorus]
Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
Who, me? Who, mе? I'm never gonna see them again
I don't mind that
[Bridge]
I hopе I won't be around
When the Shovel Committee shows their court ordered warrant to break ground
Because when they start digging, they don't stop digging, ya know?
Until the dirt's piled so high and you can't see out your window
[Outro]
Who, me? I wish I could remember the name
I don't remember no names no more
And you never show your face