Guilty as Charged

Pukin' in a gutter on Broadway
You shouldn’t mix jack with cabernet
I danced on the poles
Somebody told me
Kissed a guy I didn't know
It's the same old story
I was singing karaoke with my girlfriends
I guess the double shots got out of hand
Got a little loopy after smokin’ a doobie
Snuck in a jacuzzi
Might have showed off my booty
Well I'm not sure what happened next
But now I got one call collect

Well I'll take the blame
I'm sorry Mom, I committed a crime
Cause a little bit of drama
Drank too much
Got out of line
I ain't ashamed I had a dang good time
At the bar
Took it too far
Lost my mind
With my credit card
Partied just a little too hard
Now I'm guilty
Guilty as charged

Smelled like hell in the drunk tank
I had Mr. T for a cell mate
Starin' at my brand new horseshoe tattoo
Must've been before I blew that .2
Well I can blame my friends
For gettin’ me hammered
But I just realized sittin’ in the slammer

I should take the blame
I'm sorry Mom, I committed a crime
Cause a little bit of drama
Drank too much
Got out of line
I ain’t ashamed I had a dang good time
At the bar
Took it too far
Lost my mind
And my credit card
Partied just a little too hard
Now I'm guilty
Guilty as charged

Well if you're gonna pay the price
Well you gotta have fun
You roll the dice
You win some
And you lose some
Well I'll take the blame
I’m sorry Mom, I committed a crime
Cause a little bit of drama
Drank too much
Got out of line
I ain't ashamed I had a dang good time
At the bar
Took it too far
Lost my mind
And my credit card
Partied just a little too hard
I might've partied just a little too hard
Now I'm guilty
Guilty as charged

I'm guilty as charged