Guess-A-Dad

[Interlude: Prodeje as Carry Coffin]
Good evening ladies and gentleman
My name is Carry Coffin
And I'm your host of today show
And today's topic of the show is called "Guess-A-Dad"
Yess! "Guess-A-Dad". I bet a lot of you motherfuckers
Out there wondering what the hell am I talking about
So check this out..
All you mothers out there I know y'all can relate this
Especially out there in the hood - you hood rats
Umm have you ever got fucked by like five different guys
Like Tim, Jim, umm, Ted or.. or Peter or Mark
And then you wind up pregnant
And they you'll be wondering to yourself:
"Which one of these guys is the daddy of my baby"
And then, that's where "Guess-A-Dad" comes in
You get the guess who the daddy is
So, you bite his little kid, and it..
You know, takes a blood sample and then figure out
Who's the daddy is..
So when your little son or daughter comes up to you
Like were nine or ten years old and say: "who's my dad"
You say: "call guess a dad and you'll soon know who your daddy is"
And that's today show.. see ya
Come back tomorrow, all you hood rats.. out