Grumpy Old Man - Live at Electric Lady

Woo

[Verse 1]
I'm so defensive there are things over
There that I do not know about, yeah
I'm so defensive I get caught up in
The modern day
The fishing net that's pulling at my feet
I'm so defensive I got bongos
Thumping in my chest and something
Tells me they don't beat for me
And I'm so defensive I got eggshells
On my doorstep and I don't give
Second chances easily

[Chorus]
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
Than me and you and me and me

[Verse 2]
I'm so defensive I got boobies
On my booty
I got feelings in my feelings
I got violets on my violence, yeah
I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire
I got whiskey in my shower
Got my dancing feet on fleek

[Chorus]
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
Than me and you and me and you and me

[Post-Chorus]
I'm so defensive I've got eggshells around me
I love romance, but I got eggshells around me
I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me
Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em
Don't step on me

[Bridge]
'Cause Bo Diddley bought
His babe a diamond ring
If that diamond ring don't shine
He gonna take it to a private eye
If that private eye can't see
He'd better not take the ring from

[Chorus]
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
Than me and you and me and you
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothing feels better
Than me and you and me and you, ooh

[Outro]
Yee, yee, yeehaw
Oh, oh, oh, oooh yeah, yeah
Man, oh, man, oh, man
You don't have to be that grumpy
Old man on the porch
You can ride away
With me and my horse
And we can go off into the galaxy
With Sting
My friend Sting, Sting, Sting