Groupie

[Intro: Sheena from St. Louis]
Hey, baby. I was callin' to say that I- I... I miss you
I'll do anything to be with you, baby, call me back
This is Sheena from St. Louis, call me back!

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
You're just a groupie (Who, me?)
But you mean much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me
She's just a groupie (Who, me?)
But she means much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun]
The Hostile Takeover, oowee!
I met a Apple Bottom, San Jo model, like to swallow (Groupie!)
Huh, wonderin' if mami gon' choose me
Fuck it, let the Grey Goose and Cranberry Tropical lead her to me
Then I'll holla, I'm actin' all non-chalant, you eyeing me
Sort of obli-vi-ous to my dogs comments
You need a mental connection from stress relief (I'll offer)
As soon as the pill kick in watch the panty hose fall off her
And twenty minutes later, mami's on E
And she can't keep her little groupie hands off me
Now her mouth is around my dick
Then we fuckin' and sex-ercising
I'm in her hole, Off in her soul
Lovin' my extra sized (dick)
Whenever I call, I can hit it
She love some Kutta
Whenever I'm dwellin' on that encounter it makes me stutter
'Cause I, I, uhh (Dammit)
Won't even try y'all
Pop it and knock yo shit outta socket like Houston's eye ball, 'cause

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
You're just a groupie (Who, me?)
But you mean much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me
She's just a groupie (Who, me?)
But she means much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me

[Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko]
Road again, I met a lot of groupies
I got a California, Colorado, Kansas City (Groupie!)
And ooh-wee! Wasn't s'posed to choose me
Somethin' I said to her maybe made her give it to me
Caribou got you woozy too
Got ya doing things you wouldn't usually do
And ooh, I love womens
Gotta find a way to get 'em on the bus and outta their linens
I make 'em strip for me (Damn)
It's the shit homie (Woo!)
Treats me somethin' nice
Beast, we somethin' like
Gimme Felicia O!
Know how to do it right
When you see the Snake and the Bat
Know where yo girlfriend at
'Cause every time you turn yo back
She be with them rapper cats
Let her on the bus to braid my cornrows
But when I start pourin' those, we makin' pornos
To me you much more than a S-L-U-T
(She's a groupie!)

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
You're just a groupie (Who, me?)
But you mean much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me
She's just a groupie (Who, me?)
But she means much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me

[Interlude: Shannon from Washington]
Hey, I was just thinkin' about the time we had on the stairs
I'd have to say, that was a first *Laughs* Call me back
I wanna tell you about this crazy dream I've been havin' about you, baby
This is Shannon from Washington, I miss you

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
What's sizzlin pigeon? When I'm thizzin' I need a
Supercalianimalistic, sex me à la (Groupie!)
And I don't care if she fair with the long hair
But as long as we there, bare and I bone
And we share squares on the stairs of my hotel
If they stare at us, oh well
'Cause your boyfriend's waitin' while I'm breakin' your swole tail
And your boyfriend hates, while he pace, cryin' a storm in the lobby
When you get to the house you fight like Foreman and Ali
But check it, gave you an autograph
On your calf then I dashed
But I didn't know that it'd be a tattoo the next time I saw your ass
She got on my bus, I was like "Holy shit"
She laid on the couch opened her legs and said, "You owe me this"
I'm the answer to your girls groupie pains, oochie coochie dames tempt me
When in my presence they tell me, "Pinch me"
'Cause I'm exciting baby, if I didn't exist
Sexy female scientists would have to invent me

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]
You're just a groupie (Who, me?)
But you mean much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me
She's just a groupie (Who, me?)
But she means much more to me
Than just a groupie (Who, me?)
'Cause the things you do to me

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
See I'm tryna keep it quiet
Tryna keep it on the low
Ain't gon' let you bust a while
Open up but what's at home
She's just a groupie
But she means much more to me
Than just a groupie
'Cause the things you do to me

[Outro Skit: Tech N9ne]
What up, Robert?
That's the end of- that's the end of me
That's the end of me, I have three, e'rbody else have two
Alright, tell me when you ready
Alright, we're gonna move along to the next group
And this is the first, I think... hold on, hold on...
Nah, this- yeah, this is the first rock group that we've signed
Nah, nah, let me do it again
Let me do- I don't wanna fuck up my words and shit
Okay, we're gonna move right along to the next group
The next group, is hailing from Detroit, Michigan
Critical Bill, baby!
The first rock group that we've signed to Strange Music
You know what I'm sizzlin'?
What up, though, to all my homeboys, you knaimsayin'?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
I gotta give a shoutout to all my homeboys, dog
Uhh, on lead you got Power Dice, ya knaimsayin'?
You got bass, that's Phil, what up, though, homies?
You know what I'm sizzlin'?
Mike Scott on guitar, Mark on the drums
What up though?
Tom Soyer on the cuts, baby!
Yaknaimsayin'?
And my boy, brother Al, that's my dog
We kick it like donkeys all the time
What up, though, to all my homies
From Detroit, Michigan
Now, their album title is called "Downtown the World"
That's due out, like first quarter, yaknaimsayin'?
'07
And on that album "Downtown the World"
You'll hear this song called "Rock Like That"
And we're gonna introduce you to this one first
'Cause it's hard hittin'
It's called "Rock Like That", by Critical Bill
Check it out!