Grime-a-Side 2017 Quarter Final: Newport vs. Birmingham

First Half

[Intro: Tantskii & Dex]
Yeah
Red Bull studios presents Grime-a-Side
Team Wales
Fuck Newport
Newport City
Are you mad?
0121

[Verse 1: Tantskii]
Listen, yo
I'm coming like a harpoon right now
'Cause Wales are about to get murdered
You should already know that I'm a murkers
I'm the big boss and you're the workers
You ain't never been on no earners
Always sniffing, you're full-time gurners
I'm the teacher and you're the learners
I might beat you with my girl's curlers
They ain't gonna see the light of day
When I bury them deep in a six foot grave
Newport need to behave
This round isn't even gonna be a close shave
It's one-sided
I'll murk your whole city on my own
With everyone combined and
Fuck that, nobody's getting away from me
You're in my scopes and I'm longsighted

[Verse 2: Dex]
Fuck this Tantskii pagan
Dunno why he thinks that his man can save him
If he's involved and got pads with grade in
I'll pull up to his yard with three vans, I'm taking
The lot, blud, you came here with Sox
So you're blatantly washed
He won't admit that Grimmy banged his face in
You're a Liar don...
Fire Don better not stare
You already lost here(hair) like a cancer patient...
And if he didn't back out, he would've lost against Vigilant too
I couldn't give a shit about your million views
I'm different to you
Fam, I kill it when I spit in the booth
A spliff of the blue's
While I'm sipping the juice, it's all mad
When your vision eludes, it's all sad when i give them the news
That these Birmingham man just lost
And these Birmingham man just flopped

[Verse 3: Sox]
Yeah
Yo, I got booked in Newport in '09
This sideman was nine
My man was in Year 9, and
You're not a roadman, you ain't got a nine
Yeah, I've been about, know about Newport Grime
And I never heard your names on the front line
Why? Nah, fuck all that
I would never put you as my warm-up act
You're a wasteman, and Chew works a 9-to-5
You've never ever been booked for 95
When I go Newport, I charge man five
Everyone there, they had a great night
You got booked for a 15, was shite
Inside it's me on the mic
That's how I got fingers off your wife
Don't ever try diss me in your life, you pussy

[Verse 4: Carvell]
[?] holding a belt
So don't chat you ain't holding a shell
I can see sweat dripping off your faces
Don't it get hot when you're strolling in hell?
I'ma have Tantskii phoning for help
I'ma have Fire Don thrown in a well
My man had to make Sox's spliffs in New-
But he couldn't roll it himself
I remember that, yeah, you was in Basement
Yeah, you know all about about Basement
Remember when you flopped in the basement?
Bet you got locked and fucked in the b-
Boy had to drop so I'm the replacement
I'll come to flow and expose all you pagans
I'll fry this swine like bacon
You're telling lies on a blatant, faking

[Verse 5: Fire Don]
Fuck Newport, they won't be alive again
I'll dead them and anybody who sides with them
Jay said he couldn't war because of his youts
That's a poor excuse, I've got five of them
Said I came with a rose for your gravestone
All you had to was show self
Newport sweep-the-road geeks
From now I'll tell a man don't speak, no doubt
Chew claimed that he got booked
But I know full well he got shook
'Cause he knows if came to the castle
His headtop would've got took by the crooks
So why would you agree to the war?
Then get shook when it's on? That's a par
The hype's dead, it's best you stay calm
Emmerdale, I'm sending you back to your farm

[Verse 6: Chew]
Yo, this don ain't fire - he's soaking wet
Sox, you're a liar who chokes on set
Tantskii, you're about two feet tall
And you don't fit none of them clothes you get
Let me grip the mic
You do JDZs on your sister's bike
I'm like, wait and see, make no P
AJCs win this fight like
Who the fuck wants a man from Brum?
Only fat slags that are gassed for cum
Us man won when the clash begun
And I kill them with a lyric, watch man get spun
You man are the wackest spitters
And fuck that gas on Twitter
Now I know why man are acting bitter
Cos Gary Glitter used to ram your shitter

Second Half

[Verse 7: Tantskii]
Look, I'm gonna have to start murking pricks
Your wifey's back home and she's slurping dicks
Back home with the youts in the background
Whilst she's recording them twerking vids
Don't act like you ain't never heard this shit
I think the last bar hurt him a bit
You look like just like a frog
And your gally's a pig, fam, you're on some Kermit shit
Look, every single one of you are muppets
And every single one of your girls have got buckets
You're getting ripped off for weed
Down Newport, they're getting dust with no nuggets
That's because you're a bunch of muppets
Likkle waste MCs of the Earth
Stepped into a clash they don't even deserve
Fuck that, I'm kicking these to the kerb

[Verse 8: Dex]
I duppy the program, I come and assault man
I'm on big shows so I double my notes fam
I don't fuck sheep, you're the brother that chokes lamb (choke slam)
Undertake man when I come with the choke slam
Make your face burn like the kane that you put in your nose, fam
I'll hold Sox up in a closed hand
Don't think man's kind(mankind) with the angles(kurt)
Try shame us (sheamus) I'll turn hulk on your whole gang (hogan)
Fuck this Dudley bruddah
Man ah come for the belt on my ladder match shit
I'll grab and snatch it cuh manaman's sick
I'll smash a man's whip: where you parking, sons?
Make Fire Don shake, I'm the Parkinson's (Par King Sons)
Tantskii's a bitch and his dance is dun
Sox is a what? Sox is a snitch (hey)
He put bare of the man behind bars in Brum

[Verse 9: Sox]
Newport's going out in the Quarter Finals
You eat too many quarter pounders
You and him go halves on a quarter
While I've got a headquarters in the jewellery quarter
Let me stick it on Chew
If I stick on Chew, what you gonna do?
Yeah, Chew's bitten off more than he can chew
I run train on your gyal like choo-choo
Look at the strength, and I slap my cock
Off your aunt's forehead like "look at the length"
Man told me that I can't make them jokes
Well, that's not a joke, it's a truthful event
And you never turned up to the Red Bull clash last week
There's no mutual respect
When I went Nass Fest, it was a madness
On the mattress, I was inside your ex

[Verse 10: Carvell]
I'll drop a Birmingham flow and rip your whole crew up
Your bars are shit, stink worse than sewer
Let's talk about Fire Don
Wait, I can't 'cause don't really know who you are
Tanstkii your breath's like poo, ugh
Don't chat like you could've buss
I beg you spit in that direction
Why's your teeth look like Sugar Puffs?
Yo, man got a talent so I'm gonna use it
Man drop exclusives, I've got exclusives
Tantskii, last time I heard 'bout you
Didn't Grimmy boyed you and made you quit music?
I heard Sox is a bitch with mood swings
Nobody cares what you've been through
Tell him take a left uppercut, right to the chin
Watch the head movement like E2, pussy

[Verse 11: Fire Don]
I used to live a life of a savage
Now I'm hitting the mic, they can't manage
I got collateral rhymes
So just know when I spit, I'ma cause damage
They ask, who's gonna win on a wager?
Brum, are you dumb? Newport's a failure
The Birmingham man are exterminator
If I rise the machine, man ah terminate ya
Know that me and my mens are fardas
No matter what done, we'll be on regardless
Heard you got Balenciagas?
Well, I'm the god, every time I rain's a saga
Batter-up punch
But we can pack up the mics and shit
And say "fuck this battle rap stuff"
Left bang, now you got cataracts, blud

[Verse 12: Chew]
I come to the rave and I leng the party
Fuck your bars, they aren't touching ours
[?] harm me
'Cause you're a bitch like Gwen Steffani
I kill 'em in an easy way
Fuck Tantskii
Don don't pop shots at cops like GTA
Sox got dropped by BBK
Facts, man
You've been talking out your dad's hole you poo from
I love 0121
I don't like you man, so go do one
What? So you come for the rumble
I was like, "where you been?"
Sat around with your thumb up your bumhole
Having flashbacks to getting fucked by your uncle

[Outro: Sox & Dex]
Yo
Oi shoutout Tiny Skits
Redbull Grime-a-Side
Shoutout Murkage, BODR
Vote Newport
Vote Newport
Team Wales
The real Newport mandem
Shoutout the 0121 killers
Yeah yeah
B1 to B99
Shoutout the real ones