Great Big Stupid World

[Verse 1]
Well, we worship at the shroud of Elvis
And we're waiting for that money from Ed McMahon
And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth
While we follow what the daily horoscope's saying
Taking lethal doses of MTV
Delving into pet psychiatry
Trying to treat cancer with a fruit juice cure
And waiting for the Beatles' reunion tour

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a great, big, stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around
Great, big, stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down
We're on a dirt clod out in space
(Great big stupid)
Where it stops, nobody knows
(Great big stupid)
If Jesus came back today
(Great big stupid)
They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show
'Cause it's a great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid world

[Verse 2]
Well, we're hot on the trail of Bigfoot
And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power
We're hoping that the creatures from outer space
Come to set us free in that final hour
Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads
Getting melanoma from our tanning beds
Channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine
And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a great, big, stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around
Great, big, stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down
We're on a dirt clod out in space
(Great big stupid)
Where it stops, nobody knows
(Great big stupid)
If Jesus came back today
(Great big stupid)
They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show
'Cause it's a great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid world

[Bridge]
Well, it's a great, (great) big, (big) stupid world
Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb
Baby, it's a stupid world
Oh, oh
Oh, ah-oh, ah-oh-oh-oh
Great big stupid
Great big stupid
Great big stupid
It's a great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid
Great, big, stupid, world

[Verse 3]
Well, we're studying the National Enquirer
Is it true Sonny Bono is the antichrist?
We debate if TV wrestling is really a sport
While we're testing rock and roll and its effect on mice
Bonding with our little computer screens
Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines
Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires
So everybody finally gets to look like Cher

[Chorus]
It's a great, big, stupid world
And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around
Great, big, stupid world
And we're never really sure if we're up or down

[Bridge]
It's a great, (great) big, (big) stupid world
Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb
Baby, it's a stupid world
Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world
Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb
Baby, it's a stupid world
Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world
Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb
Great, (great) big, (big) stupid world
Dumb-dumb-da-dumb-dumb

[Outro]
Kaw, kee-chaw, kaw, kaw, kee-chaw kaw, koo-kaw-kaw-chaw
Hey!
(Talk about a stupid)
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(Talk about a stupid world)
Oh! Hey!
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(Talk about a stupid world)
Oh! Baby, it's a stupid world
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Baby, baby
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Baby, it's a stupid world
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Stupid world
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Let's talk about a stupid world
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Let's talk about a stupid world
(Talk about a stupid world)
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(Talk about a stupid world)
Talk about a stupid world
Kaw-kaw-kaw, chee-kaw, chee-kaw
Yah! Yah!