Granny Porn

[Intro]
I found granny porn on the computer one day and then I was like, oh my fucking god, really?

[Verse 1: Illtemper]
Shout out to them grannies with the plastic furniture
Them old squirters with some massive curvature
Geriatrics nudie, beauty pageants slurping bird
Eating man chowder for hours in an attic burping sperm
Fat dick hurtin' her, her back is curving worse
Red meat and seafood, pornographic surf and turfs (Fucking stinks)
Porn flicks and corn chips, look at this person's herps
It's a turn off, I just hope this magic jerkin' works
Wanna ask that porn star what a gum job cost
Ron bagged this cum hag, she was some slop sloth (Ooh)
Miss the way she slobs knobs 'til the cum rod's soft
I also miss her crabs, vag red like SpongeBob's boss
Now I have a problem searching busty grannies
Proud to be aroused when they drop their crusty panties (Yeah)
Seein' webs of spider veins on their lumpy panties
Makin' that paper stack when they let that funky clam free (Yeah girl)

[Chorus: Illtemper]
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Old whores galore, my hand gets so sore
All I ever watch is granny porn!
They praise The Lord and get sore then torn
All I ever watch is granny porn!

[Verse 2: King Gordy]
You wanna know why my hands are so numb (Why?)
Done watched them grandmothers fuck and I didn't cum (Oh)
I love a big, fat, wrinkled-ass booty
Put my young dick in her ass until she moves me
Bend her ass over right in the jacuzzi
Ooh-wee, been fuckin your grandma for two weeks straight
And yes, it's on tape, and yes she yelled "Rape!"
Of course it's okay, now have you ate today?
I'm sorry your granny is rubbin' off on me
Actually she rubbed me, then she gets off on me
I love her gray pubic hair (Pubic hair)
I would literally eat your granny's pussy anywhere (Anywhere)
She could take the dick and all balls (All balls)
Her pussy hole smells like old mothballs (Ooh!)
But it's cool 'cause she cooks and cleans
And when it comes to blowin' cock, bro, your gran is mean!

[Chorus: Illtemper]
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Old whores galore, my hand gets so sore
All I ever watch is granny porn!
They praise The Lord and get sore then torn
All I ever watch is granny porn!
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Granny porn! All I ever watch is granny porn!
Old whores galore, my hand gets so sore
All I ever watch is granny porn!
They praise The Lord and get sore then torn
All I ever watch is granny porn!