Granny Porn 2: The Director’s Nut

[Intro]
Stir Crazy

[Verse 1: Illtemper]
Ride the Sahara with a stank, I'm like where's the fish?
This bitch should air that shit, double dog dare to sniff (Whoo!)
Vagisil would have her flapper fizzin' like Sierra Mist
Dialysis track marks look like she on heroin (Fuckin' junky)
Director say you's a jit bag 'cause that hag's a ho
Twerkin' on the walker 'til her shit bag explodes (Dang, get it girl)
Zigzag another vertigo mishap, she goes down like a sack of potatoes, bitch last week croaked (RIP!)
Oozy Coochie Suzy got cooties, someone gon' pay
Dude can't run away, lingerie is on its way (Contract)
Dementia fills the room, bitch already gone today
Take that Rowdy Rod Piper, they gave his schlong a shave (Rub your knife)
Pube rubs irritate, no lube, her rear achin'
I'm weird, face it, jerkin' 'til chandeliers shakin'
Don't own a chandelier here, don't appear vacant
Forgot I brought laptop to the cafe, I'm over here naked

[Interlude: Illtemper]
I'm callin' the fuckin' cops! Motherfucker put down that fucking phone! I will stab your fucking face! You came on a customer, you fucking pig!

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
He say he don't need no extends, he just tryna get in them Depends
She said it depends, tell me if you're lovin' like silk
Tell me if you're man enough to get up in a GILF
Gonna beat a bitch cunt, take a ride with some miles on it
Take a dick in your face and put a smile on it
She said only difference between a ho and a pro
Is fifty years and some coochie control, G-porn

[Verse 2: King Gordy]
I see y'all enjoyed the first porn
Me and Granny doin' work, it's the worst porn
You'll ever see in your life, being precise
It's like seeing me pipe Mrs. Betty White
Now rest in peace but y'all look alike
I wanna lick an old dyke out in San Francisco
We rode bikes into the Gay Pride Parade
We had sex and lemonade while gay blades
Watched us lay eggs in each other's mouths
This old lesbian whore likes to suck man dick in department stores
Told me to tape her while I rape her, pull her bloomers down
Damn, Gertrude, your pussy purrs too, girl, you are so special to me
Like testicle meat and when you sweatin' on me, I be in ecstasy
Especially when you pissin' on me while I burst and moan
Be quiet or they gon' hear us up in this nursing home

[Interlude]
Those muscles! You must work out!

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
He say he don't need no extends, he just tryna get in them Depends
She said it depends, tell me if you're lovin' like silk
Tell me if you're man enough to get up in a GILF
Gonna beat a bitch cunt, take a ride with some miles on it
Take a dick in your face and put a smile on it
She said only difference between a ho and a pro
Is fifty years and some coochie control, G-porn

[Interlude]
Ooh! I'm so fucking wet!
Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck
Fuck-Fuck-Fu
Fucking-Fuck

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
He say he don't need no extends, he just tryna get in them Depends
She said it depends, tell me if you're lovin' like silk
Tell me if you're man enough to get up in a GILF
Gonna beat a bitch cunt, take a ride with some miles on it
Take a dick in your face and put a smile on it
She said only difference between a ho and a pro
Is fifty years and some coochie control, G-porn