Grandpa’s Interview (Live)

[Verse 1]
"Grandpa here's your coffee"
Said Edith as she filled his cup
"Nobody'll find you here
And Earl is glad you guys showed up
The way things are downtown
You might have to stay for a while
There was a helicopter hovering over your house
When I talked to your neighbor Kyle"

[Verse 2]
"Who the hell do they think they are?
Invading our home like that
Grandma and I had to leave so fast
We couldn't even catch the cat
The helicopter scared the shit out of it
And it took off down the trail
Down across the railroad tracks
Towards thе county jail"

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
"Jed, you really screwеd up now
What'd you have to do that for?
Everybody wants to hang your ass
And here's a note from Lenore"
Sun touched the cold steel bars
As she pushed the letter in
Jed took it up and he read it
And he couldn't hide a grin

[Verse 4]
Outside the jail window
A crow flew across the sky
Completely disappearing behind each bar
And then a helicopter flew by
"Say hi to Earl and Edith
Tell 'em I'm doing fine
Tell 'em it's time for you to leave home now, Sun
And they oughta cut the line
Can't Grandma come and see me?
I got a new song to sing
It's longer than all the others combined
And it doesn't mean a thing"

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
The noise was unfamiliar
A walkie-talkie squealed
Generators were running
Vans parked outside in the field
TV crews and cameras
They wanted to interview Grandpa on the porch
They came through the gate and up on the lawn
Knocking down Edith's tiki torch

[Verse 6]
Grandpa saw them there
Looking through the Venetian blind
"Those people don't have any respect
So they won't get any of mine
I ain't gonna talk about Jed
I don't watch channel 2 or 6 or 9
I don't have time to talk that fast
And it ain't my crime
It ain't an honor to be on TV
And it ain't a duty either
The only good thing about TV
Is shows like 'Leave it to Beaver'
Shows with love and affection
Like Mama used to say
A little Mayberry living
Can go a long, long way"

[Verse 7]
He took Earl's gun down from the closet
And he loaded up both barrels
Went out on the porch and fired 'em off
And up walked a woman named Carol
"Susan Carol from Early magazine
I've got some questions to ask"
"Well you can stick 'em where the sun don't shine"
Grandpa said with a gasp

[Verse 8]
Then he fell face first and let out a sigh
Edith came out in shock
Grandpa was whispering to her from down on the floor
It looked like he was trying to talk
"That guy who just keeps singing (Share your loving and you'll live so long)
Can't somebody shut him up? (Share your loving and you'll live so long)
I don't know for the life of me where he comes up with that stuff"
(Share your loving and you'll live so long)
(Live so long)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 9]
They laid his head on a newspaper
With a picture of Carmichael on the front page
Posing with a Little League baseball team
And a seedy shot of Jed on a motorcycle
Grandpa died like a hero
Fighting for freedom of silence
Tryin' to stop the media
Tryin' to be anonymous

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Share your lovin' and you'll live so long
Share your lovin' and you'll live so long
Share your lovin' and you'll live so long
Live so long