I remember being told about the nuclear ice age cold
And how my mother back in school used to duck and cover
Now I worry more about the blood of my lover
Grandpa atomic
Grandpa atomic
Grandpa atomic
Ten years ago there was a Red Scare recovery
I hate to say you got to prepare for war if you want peace
But what's the point of fear if you′s the enemy, yeah?
Grandpa atomic
Grandpa atomic
Grandpa atomic, yeah
Looks like America's doomed to be a big bully
If it ain't a bullet, my student loans will kill me
If we′re gonna be the police of the world, I want my donuts free
Well, grandpa atomic
Yeah, grandpa atomic
Grandpa atomic, yeah