Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

[Chorus]
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Rudolph drove a Tesla all in black (All in black)
He left a note and blamed it all on Santa (Oh)
Fake insurance information on the back

[Verse 1]
He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
He thought that red light was his nose
Poor Grandma couldn't see him coming
And his reaction time was way too slow
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She was alive and well, but she swore to God
I'm gon' get Rudolph back

[Chorus]
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Rudolph drove a Tesla all in black (All in black)
He left a note and blamed it all on Santa (Oh)
Fake insurance information on the back

[Verse 2]
Yeah, we're all so proud of Grandma
She's been takin' this so well
She bought some weights and she lifts 'em every day
Hellbent on revenge, I can tell
The next year on Christmas eve
She prepared for her attack
We ran outside to find that Grandma has a violent side
And watched as she kicked Rudolph's ass

[Chorus]
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Rudolph drove a Tesla all in black (All in black)
He left a note and blamed it all on Santa (Oh)
Fake insurance information on the back

[Outro]
Merry Christmas, everyone
Merry Christmas