Grad Student Shuffle

[Spoken]
Okay, who's ready to do the Grad Student Shuffle? C'mon!
Okay, let's start easy...

[Singing]
Knock over your Klean Kanteen
Now tell me about ghee
"It's an Indian butter and it's the only thing I have in my fridge"

Mark yourself safe on Facebook
Even though you're nowhere near the emergency, yeah!

Take one forty minute tango class
Be the worst in that tango class
Now teach every first date from here on out how to tango
Nice!

Now walk home with radishes
Have the greens poking out
Stand tall and look mindful
Even though you're addicted to porn
C'mon!

Now close your eyes
Say fair enough
"Fair enough"
Now you are doing the Grad Student Shuffle
C'mon, let's keep goin'!

Name an obscure dish
Then say an unexpected place
Where they make it best
"Believe it or not, the best tikka masala of my life was in Phoenix"
Hey, good!

Now get hard when your professor bums a cigarette off you
Nice!

Call yourself a community organizer
Even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates
Good job, David!

Do community acrobatics in a very public setting
Blocking foot traffic access to a child's birthday party

Knock over your Klean Kanteen
Now tell me about ghee
Mark yourself safe on Facebook
Teach your date how to tango
Even though you don't know how to tango
Stand tall with radishes
Now you know how to do the Grad Student Shuffle