Hey Chris—
I'm just calling to let you know, um, I sure you don't care, but uh
We did terminate you, um, last week on Thursday
Uh, so you no longer work here
Um, obviously by you not showing up, that's pretty much called for
Uh, I wanted to let you know that I did terminate you, um
In the system to not be rehired by ****
So if you're thinkin' about goin' out to California
I wouldn't apply to **** 'cause you're not gonna get hired
Uh, I would suggest next time you try to quit a job
You actually call and be a man and actually tell them that you're quitting
Um, best of luck to you, but uh, it's not gonna be with us
Talk to you later, thanks, bye
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the intro where i’m getting fired is for real. my last job was in march of 2014. i was driving 6 hours from chicago to champaign everyday to deliver windshields saving up my bread to come crash paperboyfabe couch. i got caught in a crazy blizzard one day and said fuck this job so i stopped showing u...