Gordo’s Revenge

[Intro]
"Don't ever fight a midget
Unless you've done some midget fighting previously (Laughter)
Cause if a midget bites you, you're in trouble (Laughter)
I mean you're in serious trouble cause they ain't but this tall..." (Laughter)

[Verse 1]
When I'm bagging all chickens
We'll see who looks cool, your girl
Having dinner with a guy whose only two foot two
I'll may be a tad bit shorter
Have you wrestle midget?
Keep talking shit
I'll set a cage match next Special Olympics
Keep making short jokes
Midgets always get more pigeons
And I'll bet your wife's got a fetish for fucking guys with dwarfism
I got problems and I got 'em in the worse way
Maybe it's the fact I've been the same fucking height since 1st Grd
I had a nice teacher, who wore a wife beater with no shirt
But I'm 30 years old, still waiting to hit my growth spurt
I'm a freak of nature, "Jesus hates ya"; something of sorts
But every time I stood up for myself, seems I was coming up short
I never really had a problem trying to reach the cervical
But in High School, I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal
In golf, I'd play from the Women Tees, because the hole is closer
I wear stilts to the amusement parks so I could ride the rollercoasters

[Interlude]
L-Li-Life as a shorty should be so rough
L-Li-Life
L-Li-Life as a shorty should be so rough
L-Li-Life

[Verse 2]
Yo I'm so short, my suitcase is a fanny pack
For me, [???] is a family size, I park 'em in the handicap
I'm so gifted where the sun don't shine, don't need a penis blinder
I may be half your size but I'm perfect height to keep vagina
Knock me off my feet, like, I'll get up and bust back
Uppercut your kneecaps and headbutt your nut sack
I'll never get taller, cause it seems I've reached my full capacity
My dick is 2 inches, but I'm so short I tell girls it hangs past my knees
To boost my self-esteem, I go to circuses; Now whose the freak?
If I choose to eat at restaurants, they better have a booster seat
Just cause I'm short doesn't mean I don't like big titty hoes
But if I want to hit it doggystyle, I gotta stand on my tippy toes
Sick in the head, stick ya dick in bed, I'll hit it from each angle
I'm short, I sit on the curb, and my fucking feet dangle
So many old men try to molest me, I'm not pervert-ly balanced
Please don't call me short, I prefer vertically challenged

[Interlude]

[Outro]
Yo, this goes out
To anyone trying to diss midgets, beat up midgets
Make fun of midgets
Yo, I'll be right there next time you touch a midget
Naw'am sayin'?
I gotta say peace to Joe C
I gotta say peace to my man, Mini-Me
You know I gotta say peace to [???]
Naw'am sayin'?
Peace to all my midgets
Yo, we running this place in the 2g
Naw'am sayin'?
Peace