GooseAcne

[Intro]
Thanks. This is the best day of my life
I'm killing myself tomorrow

[Verse]
I got way too many fuckin' problems
You 'ain't know?
Treat my friends like boy-scouts
Make them help me hold my baggage, nigga
Life say "grow the fuck up"
Did I, misplace the memo?
Guess when my mind told me eat my veggies
I was slackin' nigga
Bill collectors knockin' and knockin'
Like "where did he go?"
Sorry, but I can't appear
If you don't take no IOU's
Mailbox looking like shitty toilets
About to overflow
But i still won't check it
[?] Blues Clues
But I did check profile on Tinder
Swiped on a chick who was looking right and splender
While my dick was getting hard
Cos' I thought I found a winner
She was findin' out the kid is a law-breaking offender
Call 528-CASH on my ass
Got roided then she sent the SWAT team to my pad
Now the helicopters grounded
And the coppers are surrounded
And I'm barricaded in with a fake [?] lookin' like
Maybe I should make myself a drink
With some bleach?
Nah, the sting before I die, I'll have a tummy ache
Maybe I should make a noose
With my dog leash?
Shit! But then my ass would be hanging out all day
Maybe I should take my lucky gun and blow my brains out
Yeah, its simple as fuck
Just gotta pull it
Open up my mouth, take aim, it's time to play out
Fuck!
Guess I'm living
Cos' this shit's out of bullets
L.O.L